Argument on a Roll

Here’s a great present for couples wanting settle arguments in a jiffy — a “couple dice.”

The way it works is that you roll the die to see what words pop up. One says either “I am sorry” or “You are sorry.” Another says, “I clean,” “You clean” or “Together.” It’s a brilliant invention made for conflicting opinions that really don’t stand to be settled in an hour-long battle of the sexes.

There’s also “I pay,” “You pay,” and “Dutch” when you’re tired of playing a game of “get the bill.” Personally, I’m not one to argue — If you really want to pay the bill, be my guest.

And then there’s “I wash,” “You wash” and “Together,” in which all sorts of fun can ensue…washing the dog.

Couples can rejoice in letting petty arguments be settled by an unbiased arbitrator, and at a fraction of the cost of a good divorce lawyer. The only thing that’s missing with this dice is a magnetic device that can roll the words to my favor. That way you’ll get a free dinner every time!

Himawari

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