We Must, We Must, We Must Increase Our Bust

March 23, 2009 at 10:02 am Leave a comment

Those of you familiar with Judy Blume’s young adult novels will recognize the above title from her classic book “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.” In it, a group of sixth grade girls form a secret club and angst about boys and bust sizes, hoping to chant and exercise their way to fuller figures.

If only they’d heard of Japan’s F-cup Cookie! More than just a tasty treat, it’ll have you buying new bras to support your suddenly enormous assets. (Supposedly.) Don’t care for cookies?f-cup-cookie-boxThere’s an entire line of Bust Up products to choose from, including cakes, puddings, gum, teas, soaps, gels and even boring old pills.f-cup-cake-1All of them contain an herb from Thailand called Pueraria Mirifica. According to the company’s info page, taking 10 pills per day (which is more than the recommended dosage) will help you fill out that sweater while also shedding pounds.

F-cup and Bust Up apparently shouldn’t be ingested by women under the age of 21. Too bad, Margaret; you’ve got a long wait ahead of you.

Sarah S.

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